Never a dull moment.
- Krittika: Oh yeah guys, I totally believe there's "other" life out there.
- Vanessa: Yeah, I mean why should we believe we're the only people on the planet?
- Aaron: It is actually mathmatically proven that there is life on other planets. You can't say that the math is wrong.
- Krittika: I bet there's people are out there right now just partying and livin' it up.
- Vanessa: Ha Krittika! I love how you think another life we discover isn't going to help us cure cancer or anything, they're going to teach us how to be better partiers.
- So there you have it, if the One Minute News team miraculously disappears, it was the aliens.